Yoyoyoyoyoyoyo!!! What’s up people? One week ago I sat down with Thor for emaginauts.com’s first interview! If ya missed it, click this magical Mjolnir link right here and you’ll be instantly transported to part one of this interview!! Don’t ever say I never gave ya nothing! I’m just gonna sit here while you read part one……………….All caught up? Good!! Without further ado (i like that word) Thor vs Punor part: 2……
Emaginauts.com– So….um…where the hell are we Thor?!
Thor– I have transported us to Asgard mortal!!….or shall I call you by your true name Loki?!
E– Huh?! I’m not Loki dude….I need you to get a grip!
T– Yes thou art!!
E– No I’m…nottest
T– Yes thou art!! Thou art my evil half-brother Loki!!!
E– Nooooo…I’m the dude interviewing you for this article on my blog site….by the way, I think the problem with your relationship with your brother is that you and the writers at Marvel keep calling him “evil half-brother”. I’d be pretty evil too, if people kept calling me the evil half-brother of some other dude….just sayin’…..
T– Thou has a sharp tongue Loki, but the god of thunder is not so easily fooled. Did thy verily believe that I would not see through your lies?!
E– First off, I am not Loki, I’m just a dude that likes your comics. Second, I need you to lower that hammer when you talk to me…
T– Ah! You fear Mjolnir?! As well you should!!
E– I fear that your crazy ass is gonna sneeze while your pointing that thing at me and electrocute me!! Listen man, I wasn’t lying to you back at the strip club. You really are a character published by Marvel Comics and you’re also part of Norse mythology. If it makes you feel any better, we ended up naming Thursday after you….
T– It cannot be….I am real…I have fought by the side of Ironman and Captain America. I have lain low foes such as the Frost Giants and Ultron….
E– You also go to strip clubs way too early in the day……Listen, I only wanted to do this interview because your movie came out….
T– Movie? You mortals have made a movie about me?
E– Yeah! It was pretty badass too
T-Who played Thor?
E- Why are you always talking in the third person? Anyways, this guy played you….
T– He is a bit skinny….adequate though….
E– Dude’s name is Chris Hemsworth…I actually thought I was gonna interview him but then I mixed Robitussin with some wine I was having and you popped up….
T– A valiant attempt Loki!! I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER!! YOU HAVE BEEN A THORN IN THE SIDE OF ASGARD FOR FAR TOO LONG!! IF YOU INSIST ON PLAYING THESE GAMES, I SENTENCE YOU TO A LIFE IN THIS FORM YOU HAVE CHOSEN UNTIL YOU PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF RETURNING TO ASGARD!!!!
E– Whatever…dude, can you take me back home now? The Daily Show starts in like a half hour and I don’t want too miss it….
After all this went down, I woke up on my couch and signed myself up for some A.A. meetings….ummm…..yeah….If you haven’t picked up Thor on DVD or Bluray, make that happen soon! Make sure to also follow his ongoing adventures in a comic shop near you! As always, make sure too “like” emaginauts.com on the facebook and follow me on twitter @the_emaginaut. Happy Tuesday folks!!